Monster who isn't the one

Surprise! Did you fall for it? This monster is very much alive after all!

Monster who is dead for sure this time

Monster who thinks — and looks like — they might be dead...

Monster who fancies themself a bit of a writer

Monster who should have epics written about them. Well? What are you waiting for?

Monster who was here long before you, and thinks you're the one that should leave

Monster who was there when the rules were written

Monster who just heard one of them utter the word "sleepover". Fly, all is lost!

Monster who, decades ago, was forcefully adopted by a little immigrant girl who thought they were just a weird and really fucked up local kind of cat — which made them irresistible. They still miss her, sometimes.