Monster who is the only one you can talk to

Monster who needs you to keep this just between you and them. Promise.

Monster who had a suit tailor-made for them

Monster who can totally handle the truth, so just tell them already

Monster who isn't lazy, they have a condition

Monster who didn't think you'd actually do that

Monster who caught their dog in a lie

Monster who can totally conjure up a sandstorm for you! ... What do you mean, the song?

Monster who still sees the old world wherever they go

Monster who has to catch them all