Monster who can't take the stairs

Monster who was born in a galaxy far, far away

Monster who drives a taxi. It's the best way to meet new people!

Monster who is flowering. Hope you're not allergic.

Monster who thrives in all seasons

Monster who met Odysseus that one time, and doesn't want to talk about it

Monster who is here to bring balance

Monster who used to be an adventurer

Monster who knew a warrior, once

Monster who is stuck in the queue again. New queue, same old.