Monster who was framed

Monster who's no killer

Monster who's in the mood for love

Monster who's been in the wars

Monster who has decided to settle down here, maybe raise a family

Monster who barely considers you a nuisance, let alone a threat

Monster who's been on their way to paradise for a very long time now

Monster who is a museum curator, thank you very much, not just a hoarder of all their possessions throughout the ages

Monster who is more than a match for the hunters, but likes to keep things sporting

Monster who doesn't want any eyes, thank you, peeled or otherwise