Monster who's gonna fight it. It doesn't matter that it's so much bigger. Gonna fight it. Hm, maybe not. Who said anything about fighting?

Monster who's supposed to be somewhere else right now, but it's fine! It's all fine. Probably. Hopefully.

Monster who's just doing their best

Monster who isn't sure you know what you're doing, but is willing to wait and see where you're going with this

Monster who knows dreams never die. Never.

Monster who hadn't expected undeath to be this pedestrian

Monster who, unfortunately, has to apply for a job. In THIS economy.

Monster who wants you to be a good human and just wait riiiight here

Monster who tried your "percussive maintenance", but isn't sure they did it right. Is it supposed to be like that?

Monster who feels there really should be a simpler and cheaper way of protecting their home, but hasn't found one yet.