Monster who should stop worrying their friends.
Monster who really should have proof-read their wanted ad. What are they supposed to do with all these golfers?
Monster who didn't mean to call you ma'ammy. Sorry, mommy. Uh. Boss. Sorry, boss.
Monster who's finally getting through that darn puberty, after so many years. Oh, wait, no, false alarm. Darn it.
Monster who does not want uppies. They don't. But they could use a hand. Please?
Monster who is old enough to drink. No, you don't need to see their identification. They can go about their business.