Monster who thinks it's time to play their favourite game again
Monster who doesn't understand. How can it be theft, when it's always been theirs? They're just taking it home.
Monster who hadn't expected their dyslexia to have THIS side effect, but they're just going to roll with it. This is who they are now.
Wait wait wait. That's not how the story is supposed to go. The monster would like a time-out.
Monster who wonders where their favourite book of yours went. What do you mean it's a "die-a-rear" and they weren't supposed to read it?
Monster who did some spring cleaning. Look, isn't the place nicely clean and empty now?