Monster who is always there for you. Always. They should never be separated from you. Now open the door and let them in.

Monster who's going to sit you down for a stern talking-to

You must be mistaken. There is no monster here. There's nobody here but us monster hunters and other assorted flavours of human.

Monster who made a surprising, unexpected noise

Monster wot has'n reeg'nal accen'

Monster who is making you get out of your nice, warm, comfy bed

Monster who can't do this again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Ag

Monster who is afraid of everything outside their lair

Monster who still hasn't recovered from running into that Fast Assault and Response Miko

Monster who wonders why you've come to them on this very important day in their life