Monster who is a psychopomp, and do they have some bad news for you

Monster who knows exactly how to solve this problem. All you need is goats. Or was that groats? Geats, maybe? Hm.

Monster who is glad nobody remembers the classics

Monster who doesn't remember their own name

Monster you disliked intensely, maybe even hated, but now that they're dying, you just feel sad

Monster who didn't put the thing back where it belonged, and feels really bad about it. It's lost forever now.

Monster who is something of a... what was your thing again? Anyway, that. They're something of a that themself.

Monster who loves it when a plan comes together

Monster who is always there for you. Always. They should never be separated from you. Now open the door and let them in.

Monster who's going to sit you down for a stern talking-to