Monster who follows the Way of The Three Fs. Can they fight it? Can they fuck it? Can they feed on it?

Monster who feels you calling them a mob-ster is very insensitive of you

Monster who's a mom-ster

Monster who's looking for their emotional support creature

Monster who's surprised by your resilience

Monster who's surprised by your frailty

Monster who refuses to believe they need spectacles

Monster who has devoured your timeline. Pray they don't do it again.

Monster who enjoys making shadow puppets

Monster who's finally done working on the definitive version of— what do you mean, things have progressed in the last century?