Monster who is cold. You should let them in.
Monster who doesn't believe in Daylight Savings Time. Daylight is the enemy, and shouldn't be saved.
Monster who is second-guessing their latest job. The benefits are great, but the boss is giving off really depressing and bad vibes 24/7
Monster who couldn't have imagined ever being this happy before meeting the enchantress
Monster who is surprised and quite frankly weirded out the hero they turned just accepted their fate and is now humming happily, puttering around their home
Monster who knows they shouldn't, but it's really hard to fight your instincts
Monster who— Noise? What noise? Must have been the wind. Rats, maybe. Sounded like a scream, you say? I didn't hear anything.