Monster who's totally fine up here, thank you. No, they're not stuck or scared of heights. They're fine. Totally.

Monster who just needs a few more minutes to dry out

Monster who isn't impressed much

Monster who wants you to take it back. Take it back!

Monster who isn't who they're pretending to be

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Monster who has many names

Monster who made a deal with the devil. No, the other one.

Monster who's all the way in. What are we doing again?

Monster who's sorry for your loss, but this doesn't change anything