Monster who has come to finally repay an ancient debt
Monster who couldn't have imagined ever being this happy before meeting the enchantress
Monster who is surprised and quite frankly weirded out the hero they turned just accepted their fate and is now humming happily, puttering around their home
Monster who knows they shouldn't, but it's really hard to fight your instincts
Monster who— Noise? What noise? Must have been the wind. Rats, maybe. Sounded like a scream, you say? I didn't hear anything.
Monster who has been around for such a long time they sometimes call you by your great-great-great-grandcestor's name by accident
Monster who, for the last time, does NOT have any control over the weather
Monster who is quite frankly sick and tired of the werewolves and their PR machine constantly hogging all the attention