Monster who— Noise? What noise? Must have been the wind. Rats, maybe. Sounded like a scream, you say? I didn't hear anything.

Monster who wonders why you're in their dreams

Monster who's completely assimilated into human society

Monster who has been around for such a long time they sometimes call you by your great-great-great-grandcestor's name by accident

Monster who, for the last time, does NOT have any control over the weather

Monster who is quite frankly sick and tired of the werewolves and their PR machine constantly hogging all the attention

Monster who isn't ready to receive guests, they should have called ahead

Monster who is experiencing their first snow

Monster who's always dreamed of becoming a knight, despite the... complications

Monster who stubbed their toe and is being really brave and stoic about it