Monster who's never going back to that closet

Monster who no longer fits under the bed, but doesn't understand this

Monster who misunderstood you when you said you needed a "nest egg"

Monster who thinks it's rather rude they weren't consulted on this supposed "family move" that was apparently being planned

Monster who finally caught you, and now doesn't know what to do with you

Monster who is seeing spectres of the past everywhere

Monster who just wants to spook out the humans, where's the harm in that?

Monster who is

Monster who isn't

Monster who can't accept that drink. No, really, they can't.