Monster who was summoned to two completely different places at the same time, and now has to choose

"Not so different you and I"? This monster disagrees with your proposition.

Monster who still follows the old calendar

Monster who isn't evil, just misunderstood

Monster who still misses their first pet

Monster who sees dead people. Oops.

Monster who hasn't had one of those in... they can't even remember how long

Monster who just needs to know there won't be any humans there, will there?

Monster who wonders if they're late to the party. What do you mean, what party

Monster who isn't ready to turn over a new leaf just yet, and wishes time would stand still