Monster who isn't who they're pretending to be

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Monster who has many names

Monster who made a deal with the devil. No, the other one.

Monster who's all the way in. What are we doing again?

Monster who's sorry for your loss, but this doesn't change anything

Monster who's never felt this weak

Monster who's feeling stronger than ever

Monster who isn't buying what you're selling

Monster who wasn't expecting you