Monster who, unfortunately, has to apply for a job. In THIS economy.

Monster who wants you to be a good human and just wait riiiight here

Monster who tried your "percussive maintenance", but isn't sure they did it right. Is it supposed to be like that?

Monster who feels there really should be a simpler and cheaper way of protecting their home, but hasn't found one yet.

Monster who is the last of their kind. They made sure of that.

Monster who's just introducing themself to all the ghosts in your home, they seem like a lovely bunch

Monster who's totally fine up here, thank you. No, they're not stuck or scared of heights. They're fine. Totally.

Monster who just needs a few more minutes to dry out

Monster who isn't impressed much

Monster who wants you to take it back. Take it back!