Monster who's looming over you, asking you if you're familiar with the concept of 'portrait rights' and 'royalties'

Monster who's going to catch that damn tail any day now

Monster who is trying to make you see that "blood is thicker than water" is bullshit, and that your monstrous family doesn't deserve you

Monster who is an arms dealer. And also legs, or any other body part you might be looking for.

Monster who can't look at themself in the mirror

Monster whose horrorscope predicts a great calamity befalling them today. Good thing they don't believe in those.

Monster who gorged themself last night and is now feeling ALL the regret in the world

Monster who doesn't like to be tricked, but adores treats

Monster who is cold. You should let them in.

Monster who doesn't believe in Daylight Savings Time. Daylight is the enemy, and shouldn't be saved.