Monster who has been convinced to finally update their wardrobe

Monster who wonders if there's anyone out there that's like them

Monster who is so shy you probably didn't notice they've been in the room since long before you came in

Monster who can't believe their relatives have made life more difficult for them AGAIN

Monster who is mortified that you met their brother Steve

Monster who has a great trick, watch this

Monster who was going to eat you, but hot damn you have a foil one of this card? Where'd you get it? Do you want to trade? Play sometime?

Monster who remembers vamping and snuggle pupping humans, and really misses those days

Monster who's looming over you, asking you if you're familiar with the concept of 'portrait rights' and 'royalties'

Monster who's going to catch that damn tail any day now