Monster who isn't sure if you're insulting their intelligence on purpose, or if they're grossly overestimating yours...

Monster who isn't being sarcastic, they just have nothing but contempt for you

Monster who... Oh, you want them to do this thing? The thing that's absolutely beneath them? That thing? Fine. They will do it. Very. Very. Slowly. No, slower than that. Have we learned our lesson yet, or do we need to keep repeating the same mistakes?

This monster could go far — and they should. As far away as possible.

Monster who has appeared in your nightmares, and has a message for you.

Oh you're talking about tide pods? This monster remembers them well. So much fun! All of the old gang together, in the pool, a whole vibrant ecosystem. Alas, they outgrew them, and didn't really keep in touch. What? Why are you looking at them like that?

Monster who has poison in their veins

Good news! This monster doesn't have allergies! They actually have an undiagnosed neurological condition. Oh.

Monster whose senses are tingling. Something of great import is about to happen! Either that, or they just became acutely aware of a hitherto unknown allergy.

Monster who is amazed the group of humans they've joined hasn't discovered who they are yet, and really hopes their luck holds! They like these ones.