Monster who just heard one of them utter the word "sleepover". Fly, all is lost!

Monster who, decades ago, was forcefully adopted by a little immigrant girl who thought they were just a weird and really fucked up local kind of cat — which made them irresistible. They still miss her, sometimes.

Monster who wouldn't be caught dead in a seaside town. Which is what happens to people in seaside towns. Fog that eats people! Waves that eat people! Okay, yes, they're technically not one of those people, but they're not taking any chances!

Monster who is not a tall drink of anything

Monster who was almost caught by a bunch of undergraduates doing... whatever it is that undergraduates do

Monster who has come to terms with it. This is how they live now.

Monster who isn't sure if you're insulting their intelligence on purpose, or if they're grossly overestimating yours...

Monster who isn't being sarcastic, they just have nothing but contempt for you

Monster who... Oh, you want them to do this thing? The thing that's absolutely beneath them? That thing? Fine. They will do it. Very. Very. Slowly. No, slower than that. Have we learned our lesson yet, or do we need to keep repeating the same mistakes?

This monster could go far — and they should. As far away as possible.