No, no, no. You must have misheard. This monster has a breading kink...

Monster who isn't one

Monster who isn't the one

Surprise! Did you fall for it? This monster is very much alive after all!

Monster who is dead for sure this time

Monster who thinks — and looks like — they might be dead...

Monster who fancies themself a bit of a writer

Monster who should have epics written about them. Well? What are you waiting for?

Monster who was here long before you, and thinks you're the one that should leave

Monster who was there when the rules were written