Monster who won't let you die
Monster who doesn't know what to do with the human customer that walked into their restaurant and asked to see the menu
Monster who really doesn't like their new very inconsiderate neighbours, and the hours they keep
Monster who still regularly gets lost in their own home. It's like a labyrinth in there!
Monster who forgot to turn off the webcam again after videochatting with the folks back home
Monster who is quite uncomfortable with how... intense people are about them.
Monster who is glad that on the internet, nobody knows you're not just another human