Monster wot has'n reeg'nal accen'

Monster who is making you get out of your nice, warm, comfy bed

Monster who can't do this again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Ag

Monster who is afraid of everything outside their lair

Monster who still hasn't recovered from running into that Fast Assault and Response Miko

Monster who wonders why you've come to them on this very important day in their life

Monster who follows the Way of The Three Fs. Can they fight it? Can they fuck it? Can they feed on it?

Monster who feels you calling them a mob-ster is very insensitive of you

Monster who's a mom-ster

Monster who's looking for their emotional support creature