Monster who finally got through the queue... only to be hung up on!

Monster who can't die today, they were prophesied to die tomorrow!

Monster who solved the Travelling Salesman Problem. Permanently.

Monster who is screaming extremely externally, who knows where

Monster who has a long tail, the better to... well. You know.

Monster who has a long tongue, the better to bung you with

Monster who has a long nose, the better to know you with

Monster who has long ears, the better to 'ear you with

Monster who won Worst In Show again, and feels incredibly smug about it

Monster who has won Best In Show four years running