Girls who rage, rage against the dying of the light

Monster who doesn't have human problems, so they can't be expected to solve them

Girls who do not go gently into that good night

Monster who drifted off. Can you tell them where they are?

Monster who finally got through the queue... only to be hung up on!

Monster who can't die today, they were prophesied to die tomorrow!

Monster who solved the Travelling Salesman Problem. Permanently.

Monster who is screaming extremely externally, who knows where

Monster who has a long tail, the better to... well. You know.

Monster who has a long tongue, the better to bung you with