Monster who should dig a moat

Monster who should buy a boat

Monster who should not have taken the taxidermy museum tour

Monster who came back different. Good different? Bad different? Who knows.

Monster who isn't worried about you or anything

Monster who somehow, unbelievably, went backwards in the queue!

Monster who isn't there when the lights come on

Monster who has nightly powers

Monster who is totally normal. Oh, that? Please ignore that.

Monster who makes you pay for your continued survival