Monster who has a long tail, the better to... well. You know.

Monster who has a long tongue, the better to bung you with

Monster who has a long nose, the better to know you with

Monster who has long ears, the better to 'ear you with

Monster who won Worst In Show again, and feels incredibly smug about it

Monster who has won Best In Show four years running

Monster whose armour is itchy

Unbecoming of a lady? Good. That means this monster's plan is working.

Monster who can't believe they're having this much fun. It should be illegal. Oh, it is?

Monster who is betting your life