Girls who are ruined

Monster who didn't mean to open the box! And now it won't close again!

Girls who are old-fashioned

Monster who has bad news. Maybe. There's a... problem. Probably nothing to worry about. Perhaps.

Girls who need a new hip

Monster who tends to the trees, long after those who planted them went back to the dirt

Girls who are hip

Monster who can't sleep. They're out there.

Girls who fear naught

Monster who didn't eat the sheriff